Courtesy of: Despair.com
All too often those who kiss the most butt are given responsibility to manage those who actually know what they are doing.
All too often those who possess the smallest amount of intelligence have the loudest voice.
All too often those who do, in fact, have an idea worthy of notice are crowded out by the overwhelming stupidity of those around them.
It is to those (you choose the group), I dedicate this posting:
I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.
He's so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the sofa.
Her driveway doesn't go all the way to the road.
Thinks he's a real wit. He's half right.
In a battle of wits she's unarmed.
The oven's on, but nothing's cooking.
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
He's a few clowns short of a circus.
She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's a few peas short of a casserole.
The wheel's spinning, but his hamster's dead.
He's all foam, no beer.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
She's as smart as bait.
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
She got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching..."OK, YOU, out of the gene pool!"
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
He's more confused than Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
He can't find his butt with two hands and a periscope.
He's not the quickest bunny in the forest.
Mock them if you must, but remember we all need our crispy, hot french fries!
